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PMPatrick Mahomes IIβ@PatrickMahomesπI bet it feels amazing to be the quarterback who says βIβm going to Disney Worldβ after winning the Super Bowl #Qbs
HCHillary Clintonβ@HillaryClintonπHappy birthday to this future president.
SLSimu Liuβ@SimuLiuπOK @Marvel, are we gonna talk or what #ShangChi
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπBased on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April
MSMegan Thee Stallionβ@theestallionπI need a team bc I promise this rap shit gone take off for me
BBalajiβ@balajisπI will take that bet. You buy 1 BTC. I will send $1M USD. This is ~40:1 odds.
GAGiannis Antetokounmpoβ@Giannis_An34πIβll never leave the team and the city of Milwaukee till we build the team to a championship level team..
NBNikita Bierβ@nikitabierπPrediction: In less than 90 days, iMessage, phone calls and Gmail will be so flooded by automation theyβll be unusable.
IRIssa Raeβ@IssaRaeπWhen I grow up, I want to be a more successful version of me.
EZEd Zitronβ@edzitronπI hypothesize that OpenAI will collapse in the next 12β24 months unless it raises more funding than any startup in history.
DLDemi Lovatoβ@ddlovatoπOne day, Iβm gonna sing the national anthem at a super bowl. Onnnee dayyy....
DTDonald J. Trumpβ@realDonaldTrumpπJust as I predicted, @BarackObama is preparing a possible attack on Iran right before November.
DDDiamond DeShieldsβ@diamonddoesit1πCanβt wait til I play in the finals. #WNBA #GonnaMakeIt
SBSam Bankman-Friedβ@SBF_FTXπFTX is fine. Assets are fine.
MCMatthew A. Cherryβ@MatthewACherryπIβm gonna be nominated for an Oscar one day. Already claiming it
RNRan NeuNerβ@cryptomanranπOne year from now, ETH market cap will be double BTC despite head startβ¦
NHNiall Horanβ@NiallOfficialπapplied for xfactor,hope it all wrks out
PBPlanBβ@100trillionUSDπMy worst case scenario for 2021: Aug>47K, Sep>43K, Oct>63K, Nov>98K, Dec>135K
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will get the system installed and working 100 days from contract signature or it is free.
TDTim Draperβ@TimDraperπBitcoin will reach $250,000 by 2022.
PMPatrick Mahomes IIβ@PatrickMahomesπI bet it feels amazing to be the quarterback who says βIβm going to Disney Worldβ after winning the Super Bowl #Qbs
HCHillary Clintonβ@HillaryClintonπHappy birthday to this future president.
SLSimu Liuβ@SimuLiuπOK @Marvel, are we gonna talk or what #ShangChi
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπBased on current trends, probably close to zero new cases in US too by end of April
MSMegan Thee Stallionβ@theestallionπI need a team bc I promise this rap shit gone take off for me
BBalajiβ@balajisπI will take that bet. You buy 1 BTC. I will send $1M USD. This is ~40:1 odds.
GAGiannis Antetokounmpoβ@Giannis_An34πIβll never leave the team and the city of Milwaukee till we build the team to a championship level team..
NBNikita Bierβ@nikitabierπPrediction: In less than 90 days, iMessage, phone calls and Gmail will be so flooded by automation theyβll be unusable.
IRIssa Raeβ@IssaRaeπWhen I grow up, I want to be a more successful version of me.
EZEd Zitronβ@edzitronπI hypothesize that OpenAI will collapse in the next 12β24 months unless it raises more funding than any startup in history.
DLDemi Lovatoβ@ddlovatoπOne day, Iβm gonna sing the national anthem at a super bowl. Onnnee dayyy....
DTDonald J. Trumpβ@realDonaldTrumpπJust as I predicted, @BarackObama is preparing a possible attack on Iran right before November.
DDDiamond DeShieldsβ@diamonddoesit1πCanβt wait til I play in the finals. #WNBA #GonnaMakeIt
SBSam Bankman-Friedβ@SBF_FTXπFTX is fine. Assets are fine.
MCMatthew A. Cherryβ@MatthewACherryπIβm gonna be nominated for an Oscar one day. Already claiming it
RNRan NeuNerβ@cryptomanranπOne year from now, ETH market cap will be double BTC despite head startβ¦
NHNiall Horanβ@NiallOfficialπapplied for xfactor,hope it all wrks out
PBPlanBβ@100trillionUSDπMy worst case scenario for 2021: Aug>47K, Sep>43K, Oct>63K, Nov>98K, Dec>135K
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will get the system installed and working 100 days from contract signature or it is free.
TDTim Draperβ@TimDraperπBitcoin will reach $250,000 by 2022.
LFLeonard Fournetteβ@_fournetteπCanβt wait til I play in that Super Bowl π
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make around 500k in 2019
SSSteve Saylorβ@stevesaylorπNGL kinda wanna work for @Xbox now lol
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπPlanning to send Dragon to Mars as soon as 2018.
AGAriana Grandeβ@ArianaGrandeπLoved seeing Wicked again... amazing production! Made me realize again how badly I want to play Glinda at some point in my life!
JMJohn McAfeeβ@officialmcafeeπBitcoin will be at $500,000 within three years.
OROlivia Rodrigoβ@oliviarodrigoπGRAMMY DAY!
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπThis is definitely going to be the year of the solar roof and Powerwall.
DLDemi Lovatoβ@ddlovatoπP.S. I have to meet Britney Spears before I die.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπOur goal is to do a demonstration drive of full autonomy all the way from LA to New York by the end of next year.
BWBubba Wallaceβ@BubbaWallaceπI dream of racing in the nationwide series a few times this year
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWe expected this to be available in 2020.
JFJordan Fisherβ@jordanfisherπHonestly, I just wanna sing Start of Something New with @Olivia_Rodrigo AND @joshuatbassett
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπNext year for sure, weβll have over a million robotaxis on the road.
ZZendayaβ@ZendayaπI wanna be on the cover of Seventeen magazine.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπFull self-driving reliable enough that you do not need to pay attention will be available by the end of next year.
RZRachel Zeglerβ@rachelzeglerπI wanna be a real Disney princess.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπI think weβll be able to be orbital in less than six months.
MOMichaela Onyenwereβ@monyenwere_πI canβt wait to play in the WNBA.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWe are aiming to have the first human implant before the end of next year.
LFLeonard Fournetteβ@_fournetteπCanβt wait til I play in that Super Bowl π
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla made 0 cars in 2011, but will make around 500k in 2019
SSSteve Saylorβ@stevesaylorπNGL kinda wanna work for @Xbox now lol
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπPlanning to send Dragon to Mars as soon as 2018.
AGAriana Grandeβ@ArianaGrandeπLoved seeing Wicked again... amazing production! Made me realize again how badly I want to play Glinda at some point in my life!
JMJohn McAfeeβ@officialmcafeeπBitcoin will be at $500,000 within three years.
OROlivia Rodrigoβ@oliviarodrigoπGRAMMY DAY!
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπThis is definitely going to be the year of the solar roof and Powerwall.
DLDemi Lovatoβ@ddlovatoπP.S. I have to meet Britney Spears before I die.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπOur goal is to do a demonstration drive of full autonomy all the way from LA to New York by the end of next year.
BWBubba Wallaceβ@BubbaWallaceπI dream of racing in the nationwide series a few times this year
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWe expected this to be available in 2020.
JFJordan Fisherβ@jordanfisherπHonestly, I just wanna sing Start of Something New with @Olivia_Rodrigo AND @joshuatbassett
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπNext year for sure, weβll have over a million robotaxis on the road.
ZZendayaβ@ZendayaπI wanna be on the cover of Seventeen magazine.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπFull self-driving reliable enough that you do not need to pay attention will be available by the end of next year.
RZRachel Zeglerβ@rachelzeglerπI wanna be a real Disney princess.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπI think weβll be able to be orbital in less than six months.
MOMichaela Onyenwereβ@monyenwere_πI canβt wait to play in the WNBA.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWe are aiming to have the first human implant before the end of next year.
HHalseyβ@halseyπPetition for Evan Peters to date me
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAm considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
LRLili Reinhartβ@lilireinhartπMet Gala? In my dreams.
DKDo Kwonβ@stablekwonπBy my hand $DAI will die.
SCStephen Curryβ@StephenCurry30πPromise to all the Warriors fans...we will figure this thing out...if itβs the last thing we do we will figure it out
JCJim Cramerβ@jimcramerπWe like Coinbase to $475.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAiming to finish initial construction this summer, start Model 3 production end of year.
MBMichael Burryβ@michaeljburryπSell.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will be profitable & cash flow positive in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.
PSPeter Schiffβ@PeterSchiffπHow low does #Bitcoin have to fall before you admit that youβre wrong and sell your stack?
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWeβre targeting a weekly production rate of 5,000 Model 3 vehicles by the end of Q2.
TLTom Leeβ@fundstratπBitcoin will reach $25,000 by the end of 2018.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTeslaquila coming soon...
MNMike Novogratzβ@novogratzπBitcoin will end 2018 at $40,000.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAfter 50k hats, we will start selling The Boring Company flamethrower
APAnthony Pomplianoβ@APomplianoπBitcoin will hit $100,000 by the end of 2021.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim.
YEyeβ@kanyewestπWe must now realize the promise of America... I am running for president of the United States! #2020VISION
TDTim Draperβ@TimDraperπBitcoin will hit $10,000 by 2018.
TCTed Cruzβ@tedcruzπWe are going to win the Republican nomination.
HHalseyβ@halseyπPetition for Evan Peters to date me
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAm considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
LRLili Reinhartβ@lilireinhartπMet Gala? In my dreams.
DKDo Kwonβ@stablekwonπBy my hand $DAI will die.
SCStephen Curryβ@StephenCurry30πPromise to all the Warriors fans...we will figure this thing out...if itβs the last thing we do we will figure it out
JCJim Cramerβ@jimcramerπWe like Coinbase to $475.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAiming to finish initial construction this summer, start Model 3 production end of year.
MBMichael Burryβ@michaeljburryπSell.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will be profitable & cash flow positive in Q3 & Q4, so obv no need to raise money.
PSPeter Schiffβ@PeterSchiffπHow low does #Bitcoin have to fall before you admit that youβre wrong and sell your stack?
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπWeβre targeting a weekly production rate of 5,000 Model 3 vehicles by the end of Q2.
TLTom Leeβ@fundstratπBitcoin will reach $25,000 by the end of 2018.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTeslaquila coming soon...
MNMike Novogratzβ@novogratzπBitcoin will end 2018 at $40,000.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπAfter 50k hats, we will start selling The Boring Company flamethrower
APAnthony Pomplianoβ@APomplianoπBitcoin will hit $100,000 by the end of 2021.
EMElon Muskβ@elonmuskπTesla will make fabulous short shorts in radiant red satin with gold trim.
YEyeβ@kanyewestπWe must now realize the promise of America... I am running for president of the United States! #2020VISION
TDTim Draperβ@TimDraperπBitcoin will hit $10,000 by 2018.
TCTed Cruzβ@tedcruzπWe are going to win the Republican nomination.
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